Lyrics - parodies

Child Nappers 

(parody of Day Tripper - Beatles)

Got lots of reasons for taking the family courts out

Got lots of reasons for taking the family courts out

They’re evil child nappers - destroying families yeah

So how much more time - before we - kick them out?

Tried to use reason - but they’re running kangaroo courts

Tried to use reason - they’re running kangaroo courts now

They’re evil child nappers - denying jury trials

So how much more time - before we - kick them out?

Tried to appeal it - they think they’re gods on the bench

Tried to appeal it - they think they’re gods on the bench

They just ignore your petitions - dismiss your pleadings yeah

Time to enforce the law - send crooked judges - all to jail

* What do we want? Justice

When do we want it? Now

Prosecute - Crooked Judges

Start enforcing the Law - Now

They commit treason - breaking the oath that they swear

They commit treason - breaking the oath that they swear now

They violate our freedoms - tyrants in secret courts

So how much more time - before we - kick them out?

Child abusers - devils in big black robes

Child abusers - devils in big black robes now

They’re getting federal funding - for every kid they steal

Time to enforce the law - send crooked judges - all to jail

+ Child nappers

Kidnappers yeah

Child nappers

Kidnappers yeah

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You Can’t Do That 

(parody of You Can't Do That - Beatles)

We got something to say cause we’re all in pain

Until we get some justice - say again and again

We’re gonna take you down

Take our courts back

Because the Law tells us so, oh

You can’t do that

How many millions of times have judges stolen our kids?

In secret kangaroo courts they keep their tyranny hid

We’re gonna take you down

Take our courts back

Because the Law tells us so, oh

You can't do that

Everybody’s seen

Families being destroyed

Your injustice machine

Gets federal funds - for stealing kids away

You better take heed cause we’re coming your way

For all your treasonous crimes - you’re all gonna pay

We’re gonna take you down

Take our courts back

Because the Law tells us so, oh

You can’t do that

Privacy invasions - You can’t do that

Psych evaluations - You can’t do that

Protracted litigation - You can’t do that

Parental alienation - You can’t do that

Unlawful terminations - You can’t do that

Due process denials - You can’t do that

Custody denials - You can’t do that

With no jury trials - You can’t do that

Sneaky secret hearings - You can’t do that

Running debtors prisons - You can’t do that

Everybody's seen

Families being destroyed

Your injustice machine

Gets federal funds for stealing kids away

You better take heed cause we’re coming your way

For all your treasonous crimes - you're all gonna pay

We're gonna take you down

Take our courts back

Because the Law tells us so, oh

You can't do that


You Can’t Hide Your Crimes Away 

(parody of You Can’t Hide Your Love Away - Beatles)

Here we stand justice banned

Backs against the wall

Family courts steal our kids

Terrorize us all

Everywhere judges glare

Each and every day

When we seek remedy

They just laugh and say

Hey, we’re gonna hide our crimes away

Hey, we're gonna hide our crimes away

How can we even try?

We can never win

As long as they run secret courts

We’re doomed before we begin

How can we get jury trials?

How can they get away

With denying public inquiry?

They just laugh and say

Hey, we're gonna hide our crimes away

Hey, we're gonna hide our crimes away

If they were alive today

What would our Founders say?

They’d be shocked to see how far

From the Bill of Rights we’ve strayed

It’s long past time we modernize

Courtrooms everywhere

Demand all courts be streamed online

Then we can all say

Hey, now you can’t hide your crimes away

Judges, we’re gonna watch you every day

Hey, now you can’t steal our kids away

CPS, we’ll be watching you every day

Hey, now you can’t hide your crimes away

Hey, now you can’t steal our kids away


Slave Masters

(parody of Taxman - Beatles)

Let me tell you how it will be

We’re raping you for legal fees

Cos we’re your slave masters

Yeah we’re your slave masters

If you protest against our crime

We’ll take your money every time

Cos we’re your slave masters

Yeah we’re your slave masters

If we steal your kid, you’re bound to fight

You’ll litigate, with all your might

Spend every dime, we’ll squeeze you tight

They’ll be no end, to your sad plight

Slave masters!

Cos we're your slave masters

Yeah we're your slave masters

The family court is a facade

The Constitution’s been outlawed

There is no justice - only fraud

Imposter judges playing god

If we steal your kid, you’re bound to fight

You’ll litigate, with all your might

Spend every dime, we’ll squeeze you tight

There’ll be no end, to your sad plight 

Slave Masters! 

Cos they’re your slave masters

Yeah they’re your slave masters

And we’re a multi-billion dollar

family destruction industry